10 Signs Someone You Love Has A Math Problem

  1. Often has the same dream about two trains approaching each other on the same track.
  2. Needs to do math in order to “relax”.
  3. Started young.
  4. Prone to angry outbursts when there is a scene in a movie that gets the math wrong.
  5. A day without math causes depression, irritability, fatigue, loss of appetite.
  6. Monopolizes conversations that are about math.
  7. Sometimes says, “I’m going to take a math.” Instead of, “a bath”.
  8. Inappropriate level of enthusiasm for Count Dracula math jokes.
  9. Leaves dice or coins or other numbers related objects laying around in order to provoke a mathematical argument.
  10. Prefers to solve math problems alone.